Silent amusement

Dear "cool" people,

They didn't name a candy after you... did they?

Sincerely, Nerds

Dear poets,

Roses are red, violets are violet, get it right, or just keep quiet.

Sincerely, florists

Dear Bella,

Does the fact that all of the Cullens know when you're on your period bother you?

Sincerely, that's creepy

Dear sneeze,

If you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that.

Sincerely, I look like a idiot

Dear mom,

It gets to a certain point when sending me to bed early is no longer a punishment.

Sincerely, I would be happy to sleep more

Dear Spongebob,

You live in Bikini Bottom and you're super absorbant?

Sincerely, you're a tampon.

Dear Facebook,

Please never make an application that notifies you who's looking at your profile.

Sincerely, I would have a lot of explaining to do.

Dear mom,

There's a HUGE difference between 6:55 and 7:00 am.

Sincerely, ...5 more minutes!

Dear controlling teacher,

I'm pretty sure going to the bathroom is a right, not a privilege.

Sincerely, sorry for being human...

Dear teens,

Wikipedia, Twitter, And Facebook consume our lives...

Sincerely, we live in the WTF generation.

Dear americans,

BLOODY HELL!

Sincerely, you just read that in an accent didn't you?

Dear period,

At least girls don't hate me...

Sincerely, comma

Dear Harry Potter fans,

Please stop with the HP jokes. It's over, move on...

Sincerely, Sirius, this is riddikulus

Dear 30 open Internet tabs,

Which one of you is playing the music?

Sincerely, frustrated.

Dear Forever 21,

IS IT A SHIRT OR DRESS?!

Sincerely, confused

Dear Dictionary.com,

Thank you for telling me that a hypochondriac is a person who suffers from hypochondria.

Sincerely, never would have guessed

Dear hair salon stylists,

Why does it never feel this good when I wash my hair myself?!

Sincerely, come home with me?

Dear Grandma,

No, an iPad isn't a women's hygiene product.

Sincerely, will never look at an iPad the same again.

Dear male health teacher,

This is an all girl's high school, please stop telling us how periods work.

Sincerely, you're outnumbered.